When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
Drake and Josh ended..?
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
don’t let tumblr make you believe that
-smoking is cool
-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable
-trusting nobody is healthy
-starving yourself will make you beautiful
-hating everybody is okay
You are a worse scoundrel than Darwin.